My name is Becca, I'm 20 years old and I live in Michigan! I am a Culinary Arts major and a die hard Red Wings fan.
Gotta be up at 4:30 tomorrow!
Its practicals day for this girl!
OMFG I AM ABOUT TO PISS MYSELF I WAS JUST WALKING MY DOG AND ONE MY NEIGHBORS PUT UP THIS LIGHT UP CHRISTMAS DINOSAUR AND LOOK AT IT ITS SO MOTHAFUCKIN HAPPY
TO HAVE A MOTHAFUCKIN PRESENT
IN ITS MOTHAFUCKIN DINOSAUR HANDS
OH MY GOD IM GONNA POP A BLOOD VESSEL IM LAUGHING SO HARD
ITS BEEN A YEAR AND THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH THEY PUT IT UP AGAIN A FEW DAYS AGO AND I ALMOST SWERVED MY CAR INTO A MAIL BOX BC I WAS DYING
WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS
tips for people planning to visit Australia during summer:
- what the fuck are you thinking
- abort mission mate
My mother and father just attacked me with the horrid, “What are you going to do with your life after you graduate in April” talk.
Guess who is stressed the fuck out now!?