My name is Becca, I'm 21 years old and I live in Michigan! I am a certified chef with a passion for my work and a die hard Red Wings fan. I sunburn easily...just saying
person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.
I think I’ve found my favorite post
what’s a pirates favorite letter?
if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you
you may think its r… but his true love be the C
i fucking hate this website
This might win the ‘literally a gif for everything’ trend
People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.